Meet Da Sickos

Tom is a flea man who climbs around on Joe’s shoulders. He hosted and produced the Chicago live institution The Skewer before standing in a bar made you die instantly. He also does the RPG show Shuffle Quest.

POWER: D
SPEED: B
RANGE: E
DURABILITY: D
PRECISION: A
POTENTIAL: A

(dope drawing courtesy, of Jordan Erickson)

Joe is a toothless office cog, spinning frictionlessly in Spreadsheet Hell. He is a depressed Croat who can’t stop buying roguelikes. Joe fucked up and went to grad school. 

(additional dope drawing, courtesy of Jordan Erickson)

POWER: A
SPEED: A
RANGE: D
DURABILITY: C
PRECISION: D
POTENTIAL: B

Both live in Chicago.